people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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