Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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