so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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