you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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