Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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