I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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