i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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