I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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