I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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