thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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