I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
