I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
