D3 body, D1 cock
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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