oh god the rape fog is back!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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