Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Are my feet made of real feet?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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