he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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