I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
