doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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