The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
