Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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