yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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