You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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