My nipple is on Facebook.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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