Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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