covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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