I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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