Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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