im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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