i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize