is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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