we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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