My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
