I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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