what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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