For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
foreskin is a definite game changer
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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