i think i have herpe
just one?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Who died my cat blue again?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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