you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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