Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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