i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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