I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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