just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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