She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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