I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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