Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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