he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
