people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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