Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
