Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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