i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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