Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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