idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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