i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she peed on how many people?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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