Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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