At least make sure they are 18
Why
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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