Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
